I, in fact,
used to be a hand out about recycling. Then I was recycled. That wasn’t a very pleasant
process, but I felt proud that the human who read me had learned something; I
taught a human! Plus, being recycled, I felt useful. I even thought that I had
become something important. I had “vital information” written on me.
If I were
to be recycled again, I would want to become a book. A text book would be nice.
A good novel would be better. I cannot imagine being a trash romance novel or a
cheap paperback novel though. I shudder to think about such a fate. Would it be
better to be thrown out? I guess I have no choice though. Humans, they write
all over us and then take us for granted.
Ah, here is
the human picking me up. Yeah, human, read me! See, I contain vital
information! I’m worth more than these other throwaway papers! Wait, you’re not
looking at me. Look at me! I’m worth keeping!
There’s
that noise again. What is that terrible noise?!
That’s when
I look down and see it. This is not a garbage can. This is a paper shredder.
The horror! The horror! No, I can’t be shredded just to be thrown away! I will
be separated from myself! I’m too young for this! The tree I came from was only
cut down a year ago. Recycle me, human! Please, I beg you! Recycle me! Why don’t
you hear me? Listen to me! Recycle me!
She’s
lowering me toward the blades now! No! No! Please, somebody save me!
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